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1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Aphex Twin fucking rules.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
I don't have any food :(
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
My nose. Jesus Christ.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Yeah, running out of inane tests to waste my time on.
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I'm a fucking tweak?
7. Are you a pyromaniac?
Does dousing five Bic lighters in rubber cement and then watching the explosion count? Not to mention the number action figures that have been sacrificed for a worthy cause at Conor's house.
8. Do you have too many love interests?
9. Do you know anyone famous?
10. Describe your bed:
Black and red. I've been told it's the best in the world :cool:
11. Spontaneous or planned?
Spontaneous if you don't want to be a fucking lame-ass.
12. Who should play you in a movie about your life?
13. Do you know how to play poker?
I'll fucking take you under the table, Test Master Man.
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
My virginity. Asshole.
15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
Being able to do stupid shit without having people think I'm a stupid shit.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
There's only two that I would prefer.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
Fuck that shit.
18. What color is your bedroom?
I color the dank white dorm walls with posters.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
In Flames - Suburban Me
20. Have you ever been in a play?
I was the Wizard of fucking Oz. And a munchkin. And Puck. And a gladiator. And a blah blah blah...
21. Have you ever been in love?
If you want to call it that.
22. Do you talk alot?
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Well, I'm not obsessed with myself.
24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Jesus Freaks. The whole lot of 'em.
25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
I'm a cynical jackass, to be frank.
26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
By myself because I'm not good enough for other people
27. What is your ideal marriage location?
28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
29. Favorite fabric?
30. Something you love and hate?
These fucking tests.
31. What kind of bedding do you use?
I'm like a hamster and i sleep on wadded up kleenex and cardboard
32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Yeah. All of the details. Every last one of them
33. What's the one language you want to learn?
34. How do you eat an apple?
Like everyone else?
35. What do you order at a bar?
Virgin Strawberry Daquiris.
36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
37. Do you have tattoos?
39. Do you drive stick?
40. What's one trait you hate in a person?
41. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
42. Most frivolous purchase?
43. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
44. What do you cook the best?
Cup of noodles.
45. Favorite writing instrument?
Fountain pen. I'm serious.
46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
48. What's one car you will never buy?
Mustang. For the love of God.
49. What kind of books do you like to read?
50. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
51. Burial or cremation?
Out to sea.
52. How many online journals do you read regularly?
Several a day.
53. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
Fuck 'em up.