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Hello World. [Oct. 16th, 2004|07:37 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |lonelylonely]
[music |Porcupine Tree - .3]

So my parents came up to Chico yesterday, and I was dreading it. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be though. First they came to my room and then they took me to Costco, where I could like every food item I could ever want (Oreos, Gatorade, Bagel Bites, Cup of Noodles, Water, Apples, etc.) and it was pretty cool. I also played Stairway to Heaven on the Costco guitar display because I rock like that. Then I started playing People=Shit on the drum set but my dad kicked me off. Damn.

Anyway, we came back and Gus and I started watching American History X, which is one of my favorite movies ever because there's so many fucking metaphores in it that it just drives me insane and shows all this other crap like the duality of man and holy shit it's mind blowing.

Anyway, we went to a pretty fancy Sicilian Restaurant (Chickin Piccata 4 Lyfe) and we had some good conversation (me, family, Gus). Then Gus and I came home and finished up watching American History X. I also talked to Maryna, and that was awesome becuse she was in Massachesettes.

Today I had to go back out with my parents... but I didn't mind it since it was kinda fun. First we went to Bidwell Park and tooled around and shit. I got to play with a disabled magpie and I wanted to take it home with me :(

Later, we went to the Sierra Nevada brewing factory and hung out there for ever. Then I came home and got bored.

P.S. - I got SUSPENDED from a video game. HOW COOL IS THAT?
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Stealing these tests is fun. [Sep. 23rd, 2004|10:22 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |listlesslistless]
[music |In Flames - Clayman]

1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Aphex Twin fucking rules.


2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
I don't have any food :(


3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Atilla.


4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
My nose. Jesus Christ.


5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Yeah, running out of inane tests to waste my time on.


6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I'm a fucking tweak?


7. Are you a pyromaniac?
Does dousing five Bic lighters in rubber cement and then watching the explosion count? Not to mention the number action figures that have been sacrificed for a worthy cause at Conor's house.


8. Do you have too many love interests?
No.


9. Do you know anyone famous?
Yes.


10. Describe your bed:
Black and red. I've been told it's the best in the world :cool:


11. Spontaneous or planned?
Spontaneous if you don't want to be a fucking lame-ass.


12. Who should play you in a movie about your life?
Dolph Lungren.


13. Do you know how to play poker?
I'll fucking take you under the table, Test Master Man.


14. What do you carry with you at all times?
My virginity. Asshole.


15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
Being able to do stupid shit without having people think I'm a stupid shit.


16. Are you happy with your given name?
There's only two that I would prefer.


17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
Fuck that shit.


18. What color is your bedroom?
I color the dank white dorm walls with posters.


19. What was the last song you were listening to?
In Flames - Suburban Me


20. Have you ever been in a play?
I was the Wizard of fucking Oz. And a munchkin. And Puck. And a gladiator. And a blah blah blah...


21. Have you ever been in love?
If you want to call it that.


22. Do you talk alot?
Hahaha. No.


23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Well, I'm not obsessed with myself.


24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Jesus Freaks. The whole lot of 'em.


25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
I'm a cynical jackass, to be frank.


26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
By myself because I'm not good enough for other people


27. What is your ideal marriage location?
A Cathedral.


28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Sing.


29. Favorite fabric?
Cotton.


30. Something you love and hate?
These fucking tests.


31. What kind of bedding do you use?
I'm like a hamster and i sleep on wadded up kleenex and cardboard


32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Yeah. All of the details. Every last one of them


33. What's the one language you want to learn?
German


34. How do you eat an apple?
Like everyone else?


35. What do you order at a bar?
Virgin Strawberry Daquiris.


36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?


37. Do you have tattoos?
No.


39. Do you drive stick?
I can.


40. What's one trait you hate in a person?


41. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
Cell phone.


42. Most frivolous purchase?
Nerd stuff


43. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Fuck yeah.


44. What do you cook the best?
Cup of noodles.


45. Favorite writing instrument?
Fountain pen. I'm serious.


46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?


47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
$$$


48. What's one car you will never buy?
Mustang. For the love of God.


49. What kind of books do you like to read?
Mythology. Utopian.


50. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
House.


51. Burial or cremation?
Out to sea.


52. How many online journals do you read regularly?
Several a day.


53. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
Arguements.


54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
Fuck 'em up.


Cheers.

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Call me a nerd, see if I care. [Sep. 21st, 2004|11:35 am]
Cheshire
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Trivium - If I Could Collapse the Masses]

So Gus went home last weekend, and decided to bring his broken Xbox up here. He asked me if i wanted to try to fix it. I was like "fuck yeah".

This is a mission for me. It will consist of two parts, and the first one I have completed. The mission is to replace the DVD drive. Step one - Removal. Step 2 - Installation.

This is the bottom of an Xbox. Under the little feet and stickers are screws that only a special kind of screwdriver (Torx10/Torx15) can unscrew. I happen to have these screwdrivers.

This is the inside of an Xbox. On the left you will see a DVD drive, and on the right is an 80 GB hard drive. This particular hard drive happens to have the song 'Breadfan' on it; so I don't want to fuck it up.

Hard drive successfully removed. This is required in order to access the DVD drive. All that cool colorful shit is called a motherboard. Eventually, I'm planning on installing a mod chip, but not today.

Both hard and DVD drive have been unfastened. Almost done wtih step 1.

Phase 1 complete, DVD drive removed. Now we need to go to Best Buy and buy a DVD drive. Step 2 will be much harder.

Cheers.

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Stolen from Reid who stole it from Liz etcetera. [Sep. 19th, 2004|01:19 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |artisticartistic]
[music |Liberi Fatali]

Take it, post answers in comments. Semper Fi mother fucker.

1. Where was I born?
2. What's my shoe size?
3. What is my dream car?
4. Name one of my idols (There's like, five. Bonus if you get more than three).
5. When is my birthday?
6. What is my favorite band?
7. What is my favorite song of all time?
8. What band got me into metal/first favorite band?
9. Who was my first girlfriend?
9. What is my favorite movie?
10. What is my favorite video game of all time?
11. Who is my favorite fictional character (comic book)?
12. What is my favorite lunch time snack food?
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I'd punch every bee in the fucking FACE. [Sep. 13th, 2004|08:29 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |calmcalm]
[music |Dark Tranquility - Punish My Heaven]

Not much to report on. Going to school, having a good time. Life is good here.

The other day we went to the river and someone broke into Gus's truck and stole all his stereo stuff ($600) and Steven's shoes and some other stuff. It really sucks. Even worse, there's a rock on the floor of the passenger seat because the window was smashed in, and there's still glass in the seats and shit.

Anyway, there's nothing really going on. Certain people should visit me.

Cheers.
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This Will Be My Payment [Sep. 8th, 2004|12:46 am]
Cheshire
[music |The Faint - Agenda Suicide]


I Adopted An Emo Kid!
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Joey's Fist of Doom [Sep. 7th, 2004|07:20 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Lynard Skynard - Freebird]

The weekend was pretty awesome. Browner came up Friday afternoon and we hung out with all of her friends. Everyone was drunk, and we walked downtown where the shit was happening. We got back around 1 AM.

Sunday was cool too because Jeff, Joey, and Reid came up to visit. We pretty much just hung out like we normally do, which is cool. We laughed a lot, so that was good.

We'll be packing.
The only way to get in is through manholes.

Oh Jesus Christ on a fucking moped.

Anyway, I'm going to have a ton of work this week for school. Oh well. What needs to be done will be done.

Cheers.

P.S. - City of Heroes fucking owns.
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Maximus Decimus Meridius [Sep. 1st, 2004|09:42 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |excitedexcited]
[music |Aphex Twin - Boy Girl Song]

Cheers.

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Nah, we'll just put him in the hamster ball. [Aug. 30th, 2004|11:38 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |Darkthrone - Fucked Up and Ready To Die]

This is the fucking life. The past week has been awesome. Over the weekend, I went down to visit Tom at Sac State. Me, Gus, and Debbie drove down there and it was a fun little road trip, where we finally ended up at Debbie's house and hung out there for a while, messing with cars and whatnot in her farm house backyard. Then we went to Sac State.

Went and found Tom's dorm room around 8:30 pm, and then we headed off to the state fair. I was feeling sick from the awesome pizza we had earlier in the day...so I had to miss out on the funnel cake. Gus saw some people from his old school, and we went on this one ride that was awesome. It went 130 feet up, flung you upside down, and went it circles. It was cool. So after getting off that little excursion, we went to the lamest haunted house in the world. It was awesome. Soon after that we headed home, and I spent the night at Tom's dorm.

We hooked up with Rob from Carlmont and drove around and ended up at Jack in the Crack. He got some food, then we headed back to the dorms and me and Tom went to bed (it was around 2 am). The floor was all hard and retarded and pretty uncomfortable, but I made it through the night. It was cool. Then we woke up, showered, ate, etc. I later went home with Gus and Debbie, and I got to drive halfway. Yay.

Today Gus and I had the random spur the moment idea to get a pet. We wanted a ferret, but it was ruled out because they are too high maintance. So we opted to get a hamster. We headed over to Petco, but were rushed for time. So all we bought was a Delux Pet Hamster Palace home for our future hamster. We're going to get the cool tubes and create a city for our little buddy. His name will be Maximus, after the movie Gladiator.

Cheers.

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Memorable Moments [Aug. 25th, 2004|06:02 pm]
Cheshire
[mood |complacentcomplacent]
[music |Children of Bodom - Hate Me]

Gus: Did that guy seriously just punch me?
Fisher: Well what would you do if you saw a guy taking off your car door with a chainsaw?
Gus: I'd fucking run, that's what I'd do.

Gus: Dude, it’s soda. Only bitches say pop.

Garrett: Fine it’s fucking soda-pop.

Gus: O.k. But I still think it’s soda.

Garrett: Pop.

Fisher: You guys are retarded.

Gus:

Garrett:

Gus: Here, let’s ask her-

Gus: He’s a starving Ethiopian.

Gus: He only looks built because he has like a ginormous fucking head.

Fisher: Holy shit he does.

 

Fisher: That bitch just got smacked.

Gus: Yeah she did. She got clawed in the face.

Gus:

Gus: FISHHOOK!

Cheers.

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